5. Dead people, carefully selected by eBay.
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7506/607/400/ebay-dead.jpg)
4. Brains. Maybe they'll come up with better ads.
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7506/607/400/ebay-brains.jpg)
3. What would you pay for happiness?
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7506/607/400/ebay-happiness.jpg)
2. For difficult problems that require professional help.
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7506/607/400/ebay-muderer.jpg)
1. Nothing's pure on eBay. Even nuns are for sale.
![](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7506/607/400/ebay-nuns.gif)
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